Testimonials
- "I have seen this fantastic and delightsome burlesque troupe grow from their very first performance and I know I will never live to see them perform their last!
I have had the distinct pleasure of working with them as a component of my highly exclusive Spookshows and I have had the honor of sitting in their audience and hooting and hollering for their hot, funny, charged performances.
The one thing that sets these Rag Dolls apart from other Burlesque performances is simply this: Amanda's understanding and respect for the true vaudevillian nature of burlesque and a love for this great tradition. You will not see a confusion between stripper poles and Moulin Rouge-style "olde tyme" costumes. No. This is the real deal, brother. Simmering, silly and sensuous! Do not miss them!"Jeremy Kasten, Director
Doll (and friends) Wisdom
"Boners: nature's way of saying 'hey, you look great today. keep up the good work, kiddo...' "
-Schwartzy
"You're wearing skirts in your mind."
-Amanda
"Go from the doooddily doots."
-Amanda
MORNING GLORIES CHOREOGRAPHY:
Amanda: Walka-Walka-Walka-Walka
Ruby: Like Fozzie?
Neva: Fossie.
Amanda: No.Fozzie.
OLD VAUDEVILLE TRADITIONS:
Micah: But why am I giving them kazoos?
Amanda: It's an old Vaudeville tradition.
Micah: Really?
Amanda: No.
"Keep your Egyptian unit tight"
-Amanda
"Be sure to leave room for the holy spirit before jamming it in."
-Amanda
"I've never seen survival choreography before. If you get caught
by a terrorist....!"
-Amanda
"I wanna do you...(awkward pause)"
-Amanda to Neva
"No, Jamil, I DON’T believe the DNA in your saliva will make
these pasties stick longer. Please go away."
-Desi
"Leave me alone, mother*&^%er! I’m working on the show!
What the hell does “*bux” mean anyway?"
-Tom, Producer
"Look at the brains on that girl! "
-Amanda
"It's not hard to be a lesbian, you just have to have sex with girls."
-Amanda to Ruby
"I LOOOVE ripples they're so cute."
-Amanda
"What's my objective for spanking them?"
-Ruby
"So you're gonna stash your powder and your mirror under the
stool.
-Amanda
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